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Jeff Dunham Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"

Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy!
OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL!
Text:
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :)

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Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: December 20, 2007 at 4:41 am
Author: Smakgakgak

Length: 00:04:53
Rating: 4.91
Views: 16009135

Tags: jeff dunham achmed the dead terrorist christmas song sing jingle bomb

Video Comments:
bunnyluv41 (January 8, 2009 at 9:47 pm)
And then my favorite - SILENCE!! Night .. hahahahahaha ..
sora22222222 (January 8, 2009 at 9:22 pm)
i love this song! I am a 4th grader i love rated m games and i use this song to annoy them
they should love it!!
~Caroline D Lodge
Emikero (January 8, 2009 at 8:20 pm)
ppl would die truing to read it.lol. thats why i can read upside down and back to front. and mirror image, pig latin umm, im working on reading with my eyes shut, so yeah. XD
muziklover083 (January 8, 2009 at 6:58 pm)
I found out yesterday that Guitar Guy's son is the guitarist from A7X, Synyster Gates
flyguy2300 (January 8, 2009 at 5:52 pm)
everyone is going to hell because all the religions say if your not their religion you go to hell thats why im atheist
supersweet077 (January 8, 2009 at 5:47 pm)
hellz yeah!
supersweet077 (January 8, 2009 at 5:47 pm)
thats not very nice to talk about other religions like that if you are Christian you should know that all roads lead to god anyways
joemamalives (January 8, 2009 at 5:31 pm)
Santa vs Chuck Norris ?! Search for " Way of the Santa ! "
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queenkiki8 (January 8, 2009 at 5:14 pm)
hi hi hi hi hi i love guitar guy he puts up with the humility so well
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